The Official Top 10 List of Numbers

I am seriously getting ill by all the top 10 lists that’s popping up everywhere on the internet these days. Try searching Digg for “Top 10″ or “Top X” where X is a number you define. It’s one of the easiest and sleaziest ways to get more visitors to your site. And that’s exactly why I’m doing a list myself. This list will be the Official Top 10 List of Numbers, and that’s when I’m not praising myself or anything at all. It will be great, oh yeah! Without further introduction, here it is:

1. 42: The answer to Life, the Universe and Everything
2. 1337: leet-talk
3. 2.0: Don’t get me started. Everything’s 2.0 nowadays
4. 774765: Latest Bash.org entry
5. 4: Duke Nukem Forever, the biggest April Fools Joke.
6. 37: The amount of dicks the character Veronica from Clerks sucked (including Dante)
7. 31,700: Google search results for “koew”
8. 0: People killed by Terminator T-800 during the visit to Cyberdyne Systems in Terminator 2: Judgement Day
9. 4677: My current amount of posts on a specific forum
10. 6,500,000,000: Approximately the World’s population

That’s it. I’m bored and annoyed, sue me. Here’s some stupid people’s Top 10-lists:
Top 10 Xbox Games for Summer 2007
Top 10 Solo Goals
Top 10 footballers with rude names
Top 10 Reasons Not To Buy A Shitbucket Ford Explorer
Top 10 Drupal Modules for SEO

There. That should cover advertising for this and the next year. Damn I need more comic books as of now. Right now. Please. Else I’m going to search the internet for a Top 10 Suicide List.