Thanks A Bunch, Apple!

Posted on September 9th, 2009 - 10:09 pm - 3 comments

Thanks to Apple, we – the rest of humanity – will be forced to listen to designer music. In the streets. Everywhere.

I’m of course talking about the new Apple Ipod Nano with built-in speakers and a pedometer (sorry, I had to):

Photograph from Engadget live-blog
Source: Engadget

Imagine every fanboy getting one of these, then playing Norah Jones all over the place; on the subway, on the bus, in the queue at MacD, public bathrooms…hell…anywhere!

Thanks a bunch, Apple! (Oh, and a tad late in the FM radio race, eh?)

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3 comments to “Thanks A Bunch, Apple!”

  1. sjukheit:

    So apple invented speakers? About time.

    #1: September 10th, 2009 - 6:46 am

  2. Sigg3:

    So when you’re walking down the street and the music’s interrupted by a beep on the pedometer, you better watch out!

    However I would think the danger is self-afflicted as pedophiles will blink out any iPod wearing mofo ’cause they like to take it up the ass.. I mean there’s _a reason_ they’ve made every little iPod fit the demographic mean a-hole diameter..

    #2: September 10th, 2009 - 8:54 am

  3. koew:

    Not only did Apple invent speakers, they invented FM radio!

    It was, if I remember correctly, one of those cases where Apple said “What? Radio?! We don’t need no radio, it’s a MP3 player.”. I’d like to see some fanboy reaction to this.

    #3: September 10th, 2009 - 3:09 pm

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