Lars Sponheim is Out, Same Goes For Me

Norway’s only chance of First Norwegian President, Lars Sponheim, has announced his withdrawal from politics. I’m also withdrawing.

Let us all take our time to remember His Greatness that Lars Sponheim was. He was a man, a bear, a butcher and a king! Let me show you what I mean:

The Man

You don’t fuck with this man. Seriously. His finger even say don’t fuck with me, buddy!

The Bear

This guy could choke Vladimir Putin with both hands tied on his back. Would— no, could you say no to this…bear?

The Butcher

Photo: Bjørn Sigurdsøn / SCANPIX

Sponheim loves meat. Tender veal or raw, fresh lamb chops. Pictured above, talking to his soon-to-be dinner.

The King

Here Sponheim observes his kingdom. Notice the absence of his wife, since she’s in the kitchen fixing him a beer.

I got nothing else to say but:

All hardcore Sponheim-fans should check out this video, made by AproposSTV:

ApropoSTV: Apropos Sponheim

‘Till then, Sponheim, I’m outta here.