Posted on June 27th, 2007 - 12:13 pm - 14 comments
This just in from bash.org - one of the best sites to visit when you’re at work, bored and you can understand the challenging IRC-lingo which usually appears - the one quote that I’d like to entitle Quote of the Week! Without further bullshit, here it is:
Now, I’m sure many of you have encountered little shits in supermarkets. Little kids running about and knocking things over, being rude, walking all over their parents, you know the kind. But the worst are the biters. Yes, those little cunts that feel it is okay to bite you whenever they feel like it.
Okay, here’s the best part. A biter got me today when I was grocery stopping. He broke the fucking skin, too. This was when the gears started turning, the moment I saw a tiny sprickle of blood on the little shit’s teeth as he was grinning at me like the little cunt he is. I made my eyes get wide, and started screaming “SHIT! SHIT!.” Now, my good friend, Tom we’ll call him, was there too, and he instantly picked up on it. He started shouting “FUCK! MAYBE HE DIDN’T GET IT! FUCK!.” By now, the kid is scared shitless and starts crying, and instantly, Mizz Mom appears out of nowhere and starts getting pissy at us for yelling at her kid.
Here’s the kicker, I look her straight in the eye and say, “Mam, get your son tested as soon as possible, he just bit me and I’m… I’m FUCKING HIV POSITIVE.”
And now there is silence. Not a peep in the entire store. The brat knows he just fucked up big time because his mom isn’t defending his ass. She just stares at me wide eyed. I walk away from them, buy my shit from the wide eyed cashier, all the while blood is dripping from my calf, making a nice little trail on the floor. And, just s we leave, we start to hear the mother sobbing. Sobbing like the cunt she is.
I have never felt any more satisfaction than the moment I heard that sob.
I’d like to force everyone to visit quote #777696 and give it +score. Man, I’ll print it and put it up on the wall behind me.
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lars:
HAHAHAH!
#1: June 27th, 2007 - 1:02 pm
koew:
I know, I actually had to laugh out loud. It’s great and I’ll tell everyone I meet today about it.
#2: June 27th, 2007 - 1:06 pm
Sigg3:
That was the sweetest thing I’ve read all day.
SWWWEEEEET!
#3: June 27th, 2007 - 1:55 pm
SaxxonPike:
They took it down. It was so damn good too.
#4: June 27th, 2007 - 6:41 pm
koew:
Huh, so it seems. Also it looks like I’m one out of two who actually posted this one. The other guy’s post is here:
http://www.saasta.fi/saasta/?p=866
I like to call the story a legendary epic and win.
#5: June 27th, 2007 - 10:58 pm
Sigg3:
Lemme be turd.
#6: June 28th, 2007 - 10:13 am
SaxxonPike:
Thanks again for posting it. When I saw it had disappeared, I frantically looked for it via Google and happened upon your blog.
#7: June 29th, 2007 - 4:26 am
Sigg3:
Turd!
http://www.sigg3.net/entry/1083
#8: June 29th, 2007 - 9:20 am
koew:
Great, it looks like it’s a keep-alive for now. Or rather it’s being kept alive by different sites. Don’t see why it was removed in the first place.
#9: June 29th, 2007 - 10:36 am
Sigg3:
They don’t dare messing with AIDS.. although it’s got nothing to do with the disease.
Or maybe it was moved to another #..?
#10: June 29th, 2007 - 3:41 pm
koew:
No, I can’t find it. The only Google-result I got was a cached page for “/?latest” and it wasn’t even there. I’ll contact the admins and see if I can get a reasonable answer.
#11: June 30th, 2007 - 12:13 pm
SaxxonPike:
http://www.bash.org/?777977
It’s back.
#12: July 1st, 2007 - 6:05 am
koew:
Yeah, someone added it again. Maybe ’twas another fan of the quote who re-added it. Who knows? I’ve sent the mail and asked for the reason for deletion, so I got my hopes up for a good answer.
#13: July 1st, 2007 - 7:57 pm