OMFG! Zelda Is Number One? Get Outta Here!

So it is true. Rather untrue from my perspective, but it’s still been decided through a poll. This poll I did not participate in and I’m glad. I’m glad that I didn’t participate because the results ain’t nothing to be proud of. The results are showing what kinds of silly people participate in preposterous polls like this one; EDGE magazine, apparently, had a poll entitled The 100 Best Videogames and here’s the result:

1. The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time
2. Resident Evil 4
3. Super Mario 64
4. Half Life 2
5. Super Mario World
6. Zelda: A Link to the Past
7. Halo: Combat Evolved
8. Final Fantasy XII
9. Tetris
10. Super Metroid

…I am almost speechless. And that says enough. I can’t seem to utter another word, no, wait, here comes some:
OMFG GTFO!!! Zelda: Ocarina of Time (aka Z:OT) number one? I can’t fucking believe it! ’tis like every bastard out there still playing Z:OT had this secret gathering of Triangles, faeries and bottles and there they swore on voting Z:OT to the top. And if they wouldn’t make it they all had to eat their shit for a week then commit seppuku.

I can’t start to describe how nerdingly appalled I am of this poll! It’s a disgrace, I tell you, a disgrace against all gamers! If I represent this section sign “§“, the people who agree with the results are over…

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THEY AIN’T HERE, GOT IT?! If I could come up with a retarded symbol for those motherless no-brainers who proudly calls themselves gamers, I wouldn’t even write it down on this post. The list just have to be someones bad idea of a April Fools joke gone bad or something. I mean, where the F*** is Super Mario Bros (NES)? Where [INSTERT CURSE HERE] is Final Fantasy VII (PSX)? Where the hell is StarCraft (PC)?

Only thing left that I can write now, is a quote from Clerks. First said by Dante Hicks, then later on by Randall Graves:

Bunch of savages in this town.