Great Quotes from Sleep Talkin’ Man

When I sleep, I snore. Especially if I’ve been drinking. That’s a fact, but you can’t take it to the bank. But I don’t sleep talk. Check these out:

“I can’t control the kittens. Too many whiskers! Too many whiskers!”

“Don’t leave the duck there. It’s totally irresponsible. Put it on the swing, it’ll have much more fun.”

“My brother calls you a cunt. Not me. I didn’t do it. My BROTHER did.”

“Where do you think YOU’RE going, hmmm? I knew it. The cupboard. You and your cupboard.”

These are – if we’re to believe what the Internet tells us – real things one man has been sleep talking, while his (tired?) wife writes down in her Sleep Talkin’ Man blog.

Now how did he know ’bout my cupboard….hmmmm.