Posted on February 26th, 2010 - 11:14 am - 4 comments
Between the Olympic Games in Vancouver and eating tons of bacon, there’s one news item I can’t shake off as easily. It’s them damn killer whales again.
Turns out that on Wednesday 24th, a whale trainer at SeaWorld was murdered by one of their killer whales.
Now, allow me to delve into the meaning of this. It’s a killer whale, right, and if you’ve got to ounces or more of brain cells, you’d instantly recognize the word:
killer whale
To make it CSI-clear, I’ll enhance:
KILLER whale
I hope that clears shit up. Incidentally, this post killed at least three anti-whaling hippies.
Tags: killemall, seals, whales
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sjukheit:
Hmmm. Food that eats you. That is quite a twist. What is next? Dogs picking up my crap?
#1: February 27th, 2010 - 5:09 pm
koew:
The most ironic part about this, is that “Tilly” has a history with dead people. Maybe the whale doesn’t actually like being in a large fish tank, and hate performing for people? I say it’s time for a killer barbecue.
#2: February 27th, 2010 - 6:27 pm
Haltemien:
If we do not kill all whales and eat them, they might start to kill us :O Atleast for my part, I r going out to bash some babyseals (Think bout it; They might kill us aswell :O )
#3: February 28th, 2010 - 8:23 am
Sigg3:
In an interview with one of her [the killed girl's] colleagues, he was quoted as saying that IF she had been alive then she would have ACKNOWLEDGED that she did a rookie mistake dangling her ponytail in the face of a killer whale. DESPITE the fact she had “trained” with this animal for several years.
OR, as I can imagine, she would’ve just said: FUCKING FISH was DEFINITELY trying to OFF ME.
#4: March 1st, 2010 - 12:19 pm