What I Dislike About Me

When I’m in the middle of dreaming of threesomes with Golden Bikini Leia and whatnot, Haltemien calls me on the phone. Last time he did, he said he really disliked me being so awesome at StarCraft. What do I dislike about me? Short answer:

Nothing, because I’m just too damn awesome.

Here’s some thoughts about me, by beloved commentators:

the fucking no brainer koew probably is some white male full of not just shit but probably all the shit inteh world.

ur f***ing retarded no wonder every 1 hates u

YOU ARE REALLLY USELESS U DON’T HAVE A LIFE ..

Haltemien: I wish I was you, man.

This day is going to be awesome, like the rest of ‘em.