It’s Towel Day Today!

It’s May 25th (again, like last year and that before that), and we all know what that means! It’s Towel Day!

I knew something was entirely wrong with the universe today, when I woke up and couldn’t find my towel. Shit happens without a towel, that’s what I say.

I’m stuck at school without a towel and that means shit’s about to turn real nasty! I’m prepared with a couple of quotes:

• It is a mistake to think you can solve any major problems just with potatoes.
• He hoped and prayed that there wasn’t an afterlife. Then he realized there was a contradiction involved here and merely hoped that there wasn’t an afterlife.
• Ford: “Life,” he said, “is like a grapefruit.”
  Creature: “Er, how so?”
  Ford: “Well, it’s sort of orangey-yellow and dimpled on the outside, wet and squidgy in the middle. It’s got pips inside, too. Oh, and some people have half a one for breakfast.”
• “I think we have different value systems.” —Arthur
  “Well mine’s better.” —Ford

Source: H2G2 @ Wikiquote.org

Also, check out Sigg3’s story on how he didn’t PANIC and got himself a towel. Lucky bastard….