New MGS4 Trailer! (And bad news!)

Since it’s E3-time (did I just hear jingle bells outside and is it snowing, and why does that man in red touch that lady in naughty places?), there’s a lot of bragging about in the gaming industry. For instance, for Xbox 360, there’s the new Viva Piñata SHOTGUN that’ll certainly raise some pulses (viewer discretion adviced) and of course Halo 3 which is entitled “Nothing New, Just Bigger Explosions” that’ll probably sell a couple of billions copies worldwide. Turns out kids nowadays isn’t born with a brain, but a MS Brain 95 (SE).

As for the Nintendo Wii…who cares? I mean, I for once don’t care. Not anymore I do; since it ruined everything I stood for, everything I thought was worth fighting for - like a chocolate bar trapped between a womans breasts on the other side of the street - I felt I had to give it up. 1 Up! (too easy one to let it slip).

And for the PlayStation 3, there’s finally added a hot ‘n flashy trailer for Metal Gear Solid 4: Guns of The Patriots. To view the trailer, click this blue and sometimes annoying text right here, or here, or here. And here. The bad news is that MGS4 won’t be released (worldwide, mind you) early 2008. Early 2008, what does that mean exactly? I consider March to be early in the year and some people might even consider April or May!! God knows what those crazy japanese people are thinking about when they say “early 2008″. Maybe it’s a sort of code that’s just covering for a bigger and hidden truth, like Jesus is not Solid Snake’s father! Man oh man we’re doomed.

The good thing about all this is that it’s over half a year till it probably will be released, which means that you all got a half a year to spend your money on something else and utterly useless instead of the PS3 - that’ll hopefully drop at least $150 more in price early in 2008.

I ought to get back to work now. It’s almost lunchtime and I’ve only had one cup of coffee. Need to drink faster than this if I’m to impress the boss.