The Wesley (Crusher) Cumshot

The character I hate the most in ST:TNG, is no other than the wonderboy kid who didn’t even have to go to Starfleet Academy to become an ensign, is mister Wesley Crusher. Son of Jack (KIA) and Beverly Crusher.

This character, I believe, was created entirely for the young audience in the late 80s - especially the children who lived in a broken home, didn’t have any friends and was of course interested in hyperdrive technology. Anyways, Wesley’s a total loser and the only friend he’s really got is a dead puppy who Lt. Data stomped on while being awesome (no feelings = like a real man).

I hate him with every gut I’ve got…especially those I’ve left in the freezer. Anyways, I’ll cut to the point, here’s an animated GIF (giff or jiff? Dunno, heard couple of nerds argue about it once) which will be known through time as the Wesley Cumshot:

Spread the word ‘n the image. I’ll be trying to get 4chan-people to do their magic. As long as it doesn’t end up with goatse…as usual.