Where Did All The Midgets Go?

Due to a lot of dreaming of midgets, and involvement in discussion around ‘em little buggers, I’ve written this poem which I want to share with all of you:

Where Did All The Midgets Go? (by koew)
I wonder, o, I wonder
Where dids the Midgets go?
I knoweth not, as a raindrop knoweth no pain in falling
Hidden little people.

Only the Stones of Time can tell,
where the Midgets haveth go.
From their small homes out sailing, or traversing the mountains
Poking, them little people.

I used to see,
the Midgets, all around.
Now, nowhere to be spotted, scouted or seen.
O, I wonder, at night.

Also, I’ll get ’round to get up some pictures, showing how they always used to be around much more than nowadays. Can’t trust a silly bugger for being serious, it seems. Ohh, here’s another small goodie. A scene from Extras (series 2): Oh, Midget