Positive Facts of the Spirit of Christmas

Instead of jumping on the Christmas Bashing bandwagon, let’s do something different for a change of pace. Instead of bringing up the horrifying and depressing facts about christmas, let’s check out some good, positive ones. Some really, really good ones. First one up:

1. The Rich Get Richer

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It’s a true and honest fact. During the holidays, the really wealthy people who’ve got some smarts get richer. Why? Because they know how to do some good investments, for instance buy some good stock shares that’ll increase due to christmas sales and double/triple/quadruple their stocks worth. So the rich gets richer, and also their kids gets fatter and everything (material) they could ever wish for. So I say good on them and let us all thank the guy who made that possible, shall we?

So that’s one, here’s another good fact about christmas:

2. Girls Wear Uniforms

Another fact that makes me, and a lot of people out there, smile through the day. Thanks to some rich merchants on the top of the chain, someone decided it would be good to dress up sexy girls in christmas-like uniforms. And I’ve got to say, that is actually a good idea. Would you, for instance, say no to this…

…or this…

…or these…

…? I didn’t think so. Neither do I. And that’s what I would call a good and enjoyable fact about christmas and its duration.

So that’s two, let’s get three, shall we? Continue:

3. Lots of Funny Stuff About Christmas

Indeed there is. There’s tons of funny stuff that wouldn’t be funny if it wasn’t for christmas, which makes this third fact a solid one. Read and enjoy these, and consider it for yourself:

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<Tscully> It’s Christmas. We show up at my grandmas house. I’m 14.
<Tscully> It comes time to open the presents, she brings out this little square-shaped flat present, wrapped in christmas paper.
<Tscully> I wonder what it is, what joyous gift from grandma could be so small in volume?
<Tscully> I open it, and see the words “AOL Internet Trial CD” on the cover of a cardboard disc holder, with a 14-day AOL trial CD inside.
<Tscully> Confused, I asked her what it was.
<Tscully> She proudly proclaimed “I’ve bought you fourteen days of free internet!”
<Tscully> And that’s why I hate christmas.

Haha, that one gets me right in the heart. And I lose 12 hitpoints. Here’s a chat-log between me and my cousin that we had today while I was at work and I still am (translated to English):

Cousin: Hello!
Me: ..ullo
Cousin: It’s soon christmas, weeeeeeee!
Me: Yeah. True dat.
Cousin: So, what do you wish for as a present?
Me: A chainsaw.
Cousin: O-kay. Anything besides that?
Me: Gasoline. For me chainsaw.
Cousin: Right…anything else?
Me: A forest. A big one that I could cut with my chainsaw.
Cousin: Duh, you’re weird!
Me: …
Cousin: Aren’t there other things you’d want for christmas?
Me: …such as?
Cousin: I dunno, stuff I guess.
Me: Yeah? Like what?
Cousin: Music, movies (dvds) and books?
Me: Now, what would I do with that if I got meself a chainsaw?
Cousin: I dunno, listen to the music, watch the movies and read the books?
Me: Uhu. Not if I had me chainsaw. I’d be out cutting me forest all day long.
Cousin: That’s it! I’m leaving! You’re annoying. Bye!
Me: *makes chainsaw sound effects*

Haha, I’m laughing my ass off right now. I still think I was hilarious…and if you don’t, I’ll get me chainsaw.

Now, that’s three really good and positive facts about christmas, that should – if presented nice and correctly – make anyone who complains about christmas get themselves a nice present of shut the fuck up. Also here’s a cool Norwegian reason:

(4.) The Norwegian Schoolnet’s Christmas Calendar

Make one guess who made the calendar’s background image. You’re damn right! Me. I made it and got well paid too. Every man’s a critique, but I don’t give a shit since I’ve put that behind me already and I’ve got lots of work to do. And it needs to be done as of now.