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Where is MY Flying Car FFS?!
Posted on January 8th, 2008 - 11:39 pm - 5 comments
The year is 2008. The year is now. It’s been ages and more since they - the inventors and creative dreamers who’re now long forgotten - started drawing sketches, drafts and especially thought that the working man would get one in the near future. Let me tell you something:
The ‘near future’ is already past! We’re living in the post-post-future for the old generation of flying car makers. And the new ones aren’t even trying as hard! I mean, where are the bodies of the dead test pilots? What do you mean there aren’t any? Is the flying car meant to be some sort of safe transportational vehicle? Now where’s the fun in that, I ask you. It’s like that kid in Great Expectations who got raped and sentenced to life by a clown judge - sometimes life ain’t fair.
Caring for the environmnet is just soooo early 2007! Get real, or get dead. I don’t care about environmential issues, I just want my flying car. What does a couple of dead trees weigh in against a brand new flying car, eh? I’ve wanted one ever since I learned to walk, and especially climb into a car. I mean, take a good look at Moller’s M400:
If that doesn’t look awesome with a blend of cool, I don’t know what does. Just picture yourself leaving the office by the top floor, instead of the douche bags who needs to get down to the first floor and spend, like, 20-30 minutes driving on the road. But you, since you’re so smart, awesome and kick-ass, are flying home above the road and above the traffic jam. The view couldn’t be better. Then you land your flying beast - maybe named after a Japanese gaming dragon, who knows? - at home and end up having wild sex with your feisty wife while your colleagues are still caught up in the jam. Now how’s that for thinking, eh?
For some interesting historical facts about the flying car, read Wikipedia’s article. And check out Moller, and get in line for purchasing a flying car of your own. And that’s how 2008 should’ve started! Instead it just blows. Like babies.
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Michael:
Flying cars is so 1983, get over it, and, let’s face it; there just ain’t gonne be any. Ever. You know why? Because it’s just a really stupid idea, I mean, why would you want a _car_ that can fly? I mean, if the god damn thing can fly, why would you ever wanna acually drive it on the road? It’s silly! The future is already here, and it’s called hellicopters. They provide you with basicly all you ever wanted from the flying cars, except the fact that they ain’t got wheels on ‘em. I really don’t care bout the wheels, if I own a hellicopter I would ride it everywhere. And if I ever wanted to drive on the road, for some stupid reason, it would be in a soopercool automobile, not some stupid hybrid. Hybrids sucks. In stead of having a camera, mp3 player and whatnot on my cellphone, I got 1 kickass phone, 1 kickass camera and 1 kickass mp3 player, wich all acually work better then any stupid hybrid model. So fuck Iphone, fuck Moller, and fuck me while you’re at it, haven’t had any in quoite some time now :(
#1: January 10th, 2008 - 7:50 pm
koew:
Let’s say your place at five, usual time?
Yeah I agree hybrids suck; That’s why I’ve got one computer for HTML, another one for gaming, another one for pr0n, a linx-box for fun, then another one for writing text and a Mac because I’m gay.
#2: January 11th, 2008 - 12:05 pm
niortcow:
This might sum up my views on this subject:
http://youtube.com/watch?v=IsFfBB2W7IA
#3: March 14th, 2008 - 3:50 pm
koew:
That video was also one of my inspirations for writing this post. It’s a fact that when the North Pole melts down due to global warming, everybody would wish they’d own their own flying car.
I refuse to be one of those boat-people, washing the decks so I can get some lunch and non-salted water.
#4: March 17th, 2008 - 3:33 pm
alyshiaa:
but some people have to do that for a living..
#5: March 21st, 2008 - 11:44 am