Shit in your pants and die…laughing.

Ahh man, this made my non-drinking evening so much better:

TMZ has obtained a copy of a complaint against Dr. Phil which was lodged with the California Board of Psychology, alleging the TV doc was illegally practicing without a license when he paid a visit to one Britney Spears.

We’ve learned the person who filed the complaint is a psychologist. Dr. Phil has never been licensed to practice in California, and he retired his Texas license in 2006.

The shrink believes when Dr. Phil visited Brit in the hospital earlier this month, he was practicing psychology. A “Dr. Phil” honcho told TMZ the visit was never meant to lure Britney onto the TV show — and that there were never plans to put her on the air.

A Psychology Board rep told TMZ if the Board finds the complaint credible, it would be referred to the D.A. for review. Practicing without a license is a felony in California.

A dream would come true if he’d be given the jacket. The straightjacket. I really hate Dr. Phil. Or what I’d like to call the “Dr. Phil Show” as it is. It is a show. A show for people who don’t do nothing except for sitting in their comfortable sofa, eating cheeze doodles and arguing with the TV.

I mean, if he want to do good, like cure some wierd family disease and shit, that would be good. But don’t put it on television. Not even Jesus Christ approves of Dr. Phil, and man that Jesus is one serious motherf*cker. Damn!

Well anyways, it’s time to sleep. Working tomorrow, on a Saturday. Should’ve been illegal or something…damn all of you letter-senders! Good night and sleep tight like a fourteen year old. I will.