I Knoweth Where The Midgets Have Goeth!

As an answer to my great poem “Where Did All The Midgets Go?“, I did not have to look far - or downwards for that matter - at all! The answer hit my face when I was reading some news the other day and The Sun wrote an article about it. The answer is simple, yet marvelous: All the midgets went to Sweden, and I quote:

A GANG of crooks is robbing long-distance coaches by smuggling dwarves into their holds inside sports bags.

Once inside the buses the tiny thieves slip out from their hiding place to rifle through the belongings of travellers above them.

They then take their loot back to their hiding place and wait to be collected by another gang member when the coach reaches its destination.

You can read the full article here (also includes the picture “Little person … a dwarf”). I actually burst into tears, laughing my ass off while rolling on the floor. Seriously. So they’ve been busy all these years by scheming Plain Evil in their underground (or lower-ground, I suppose) society. Them sneaky little buggers, I’ve been telling you!