Comments on: Do Blind People Count Their Wipes?

By: 2bspecial

2bspecial — Thu, 09 Jul 2009 15:42:54 +0000

Well guys, take things more serious, I am blind and I know lots of things that a sighted person cannot do even. Regarding that stuff, I don’t have to count the wipes, neither smell the papers. Simply it is matter of total conclusion tells you that you are clean. Simply we stop wiping once we feel that we are clean. Other blind people may use other techniques like noticing the movement of the paper on the area where feces is expected. THIS SIMPLE!!!! For more requests regarding blind people and their living skills you may go to several site and check for answers. Something more, please make the debate more civilized than above comments.

By: captainsaveahoe

captainsaveahoe — Wed, 13 May 2009 06:59:42 +0000

I think the blind dude has one of those electric ass cleaners that shoot water at ur ass hole at the house…maybe even a portable one too

By: Sigg3

Sigg3 — Fri, 18 Apr 2008 21:52:55 +0000

That some deep shit right there.

By: koew

koew — Thu, 17 Apr 2008 12:42:06 +0000

Yeah? Well that’s nothing compared to this: Once a blind man saw me on TV, and shat himself. While standing upright. Later on that day I got laid by this Jessica Alba lookalike, and Chuck Norris almost gave me a nod. Almost.

By: Sigg3

Sigg3 — Thu, 17 Apr 2008 11:59:12 +0000

I once saw a blind man on TV and I think he would agree.

By: koew

koew — Thu, 17 Apr 2008 10:03:58 +0000

Sometimes, when I’ve been sitting on the toilet while reading comics or what have you, my legs tend to lose blood pressure and go numb. If I don’t do anything about it then, like getting finished with the business and get up, I might lose the legs, you know? Or even worse just fall over and get shit spread all over me and the floor.

It ain’t as easy and cheery taking a dump these days. You gotta think on cancer ‘n shit. Not like the old days, by a long shot.

And yes, I would sincerely love to get a blind person, or a blind person’s friend to comment on this subject. Maybe even a blind person’s friend’s friend.

By: Sigg3

Sigg3 — Thu, 17 Apr 2008 09:57:16 +0000

Sjukheit has got a point. But of course if you’re drunk or have been sitting for a while your ass is all numb and it will take some physical movement (walking around) before you’ll notice that you didn’t do a proper job. I think it is time for someone to invite their blind friend(s) to this brainstorm.
I really like how this debate is developing.

By: sjukheit

sjukheit — Thu, 17 Apr 2008 09:52:47 +0000

Ifeel you have overlooked an important aspect: The ass-rub-test. If one after a fair number of wipes simply get up from the toilet and allow the butt-cheeks to come into contact with each other, it will become apperant if the wipe-job was satisfactory. Any moisture will be sensed by the butt itself.

Also, I would like to argue that it is possible to fine tune the senses in the asshole until you simply can tell when it is clean. It may even be a skill easily developed, but ironicly overlooked by those who can see.

So, in my opinion, the use of the ass itself as a measuring instrument is very under-estimated in these types of discussions.

By: koew

koew — Thu, 17 Apr 2008 09:25:45 +0000

Of course, setting a default wipe number would be an idea, but as high as 30 would – as I see it – clog up the toilet. Then the blind person would get drenched in urinated shit-water. The bathroom floor too, which some would consider a minus of the whole going-to-the-toilet thing.

While we’re on this subject, I feel like writing. Something. Anything, except from shit.

By: Timmey

Timmey — Thu, 17 Apr 2008 02:44:25 +0000

um, how bout just going at it like 30 times, I don’t care how bad your stomach was that day, 30 times and it gotta be gone…