Posted on April 23rd, 2008 (4 weeks ago) - 12:30 pm - 6 comments
It’s been a long time since I did this. I mean, last BBQW was number #3 and was published October 3rd 2007. But still, this one goes out to Haltemien - this blog’s Chief Whiner (aka Lè Complaínt Executiff) - since he’s the one who reminded me of how awesome the quote was:
<@HEMI> I got in a car accident on the way home from work.
<@HEMI> I rear-ended someone.
<@HEMI> Guy gets out of his car; I get out of mine. He’s a dwarf.
<@HEMI> We’re sitting there waiting for the police to arrive and he goes, “I’m not happy.”
<@HEMI> I said, “so which one are you?”
If you didn’t get it, you’ve not read or seen enough Disney. Which might be good or bad, I don’t know… Still, you’ve got to up this one for sake of Great Justice, and because of dwarfs gets +1 on every dodge roll. Those dexterity-hugging bastards.
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haltemien:
Worst quite ever.
#1: April 24th, 2008 (4 weeks ago) - 9:20 pm
haltemien:
ZOMG spelling err0rz.
My comment v1.2
Worst quote ever
#2: April 24th, 2008 (4 weeks ago) - 9:21 pm
koew:
Ohh man, that sucked soo much that it’s going to be a meme around here. “Worst quite ever.”. The sentence with no meaning at all. It’s that sentence that’ll make the Guinnes Book of World Records because it’s just so god damn ugly. Good job, Haltemien!
#3: April 24th, 2008 (4 weeks ago) - 9:32 pm
Sigg3:
The quite was alright, methinks.
#4: April 25th, 2008 (4 weeks ago) - 11:00 am
koew:
In fact, I knew a quite once, and I’ll tell you it wasn’t all cracked up ’twas supposed to be. Someone told me to drop him as a friend, but I knew I had to stand by my quite and be a supportive friend. The quite died from AIDS the year after…
#5: April 25th, 2008 (4 weeks ago) - 11:26 am
Sigg3:
You’re quite right.
#6: April 25th, 2008 (4 weeks ago) - 3:58 pm