Awesome Baby Seal Slaughtering

If there’s something which fires up my internal engines, it’s people whining about murdering baby seals. One thing I really can dig, apart from an army of midgets invading Sweden, it’s murdering defenseless baby marine mammals. Especially the young’uns.

Defenseless? Goddamn they ain’t! If it’s one thing Ol’ Mother Nature’ve taught us all, is that all creatures have all their unique defense. Baby seal’s got their innocent looking eyes which melts the brains of morons who can’t comprehend that it’s either us or them, out in the wild.

Let me say this once and for all: God bless the Canadians who’re brave enough to send their own men out on the ice floes, to fight baby seals. Armed with only a hooked “hakapik”, the Canadians do what they’re paid to do. Their awesome job of killing baby seals.

Humane seal killing? Er…what?

A lot of people reacted with horror and disgust when pictures (further down on this page) of baby seal slaughtering was published on the Daily Mail (UK online newspaper) on April 3rd 2008. Even the author of the article was questioning if the killings could be called humane. Now what kind of stupid question is that?

They’re wild animals, not humans (aka homo sapiens sapiens)! What’d they expect? A public execution, with blindfolds and a last cigar? Lethal injection, making the seal meat unedible? The electric chair, ruining it’s skin so it can’t be used for warm clothing? I can’t believe not a single person asked what a humane way of killing seals was.

They (the protesters) are going around saying “Oh, that’s not humane! Neither is that!”, without even defining what humane is. If that’s the case, then I’ll counter them by calling all their comments not humane. How’s them apples?

Awesome slaughter pictures

Below are some of the pictures from the Daily Mail-article. Copyrights are IFAW/S. COOK, and is sometimes printed onto the pictures themselves. That doesn’t make them less awesome, though…

(Source and more pictures: Daily Mail)

If you’ve got any opinion on this matter or perhaps some creative solutions to how we (the rest of mankind) can make the whiners shut the hell up, I’d certainly like to hear it. If you know anyone who’s really loving seals, please share this post with them.