Whilst trying to appear intelligent (at least in your faux-elitist, redneck-disapproving way), it’s best to attempt proper spelling and punctuation, so as to actually APPEAR intelligent; and thusly, be taken seriously. And yes – it DOES matter, even on the Internet. For instance, Todd, who posted immediately following you, does so quite eloquently. Therefore, I have a level of respect for him. Perhaps you should take notes.

And God forbid (yes I used the word God – sorry if that disturbs your Area-51 alien- or Alinsky-esque gods) that anyone should put up a website that contradicts your beliefs.

Your kind is tired. And, I will add, not taken seriously anymore. The glitterati. “Look at me – I’m cool. I’m important. I own all the trendy trinkets!” It’s all about “i” in your world. How ironic it is that you swoon over trendy trinkets whose names all begin with said vowel.

Please, do indulge us all… Hop in your smoke-and-mirrors-powered hybrid, drive to the local latte shop and grab another hot, steaming cup of self-deprecating White Guilt. I’m sure, while you’re queued up with the rest of the hot, trendy sheep, you’ll be disappointed at finding they don’t offer an iCroissant to go with your tasty beverage. And, naturally, while you’re doing all of the above, you will be fiddling mercilessly with your iPhone, so as to try to appear relevant. Of course, we all know the truth – you are IRRELEVANT. You are the WEAK. Please – take your “tolerance-my-way” self elsewhere if you cannot stomach another’s opinion.

I find it humorous that Apple products all begin with “i”, and that their fanboys’ thought processes all seem to begin with said vowel as well.

In parting, I should assure you that there are plenty of so-called “rednecks”, which possess much greater intellects than yours. I know several that could paint you into a corner, verbally (or otherwise), in short order.

“Now go away, or I shall taunt you a second time!”

-SC

That’s OK because we want to make sure our monitors and over-priced, under performing Mac Pros look pretty on the desks in our Art Department. You know, the department where pretentious little girls and gay boys swoon all over their cute silver machines while pretending they work for a fashion magazine. Never mind they’re literally designing labels for rags, tape and industrial drop cloths. A girl can dream can’t she? Made all the easier by a lit up apple on the back of a monitor. That’s where the extra $500 went for that damned 27″ display: the LED for the fucking apple. Why didn’t I realize this sooner. Good thing we dropped over 6 grand a workstation. God for fucking bid that they don’t have a little bright apple to light up the day.

Now time to recreate the users account on the domain AGAIN in Snow Leopard so Entourage will work. Hmmm, looks like the god forsaken, piece of shit keychain is corrupted AGAIN. Well that’s OK, I’ll just invoke some of that solid Apple security and remove the users domain policy requirement to change her network password every 60 days, violating HIPPA, since Apple can’t seem to keep the fucking passwords in sync using this marvelous keychain bullshit. Look around – NO known resolution to this recurring shit except – guess what – recreate the damn user account. Apple support (oxy moron by morons) can’t do a damn thing about it.

But we’re all good because these silver boxes look great and they keep snobby ass, artsy fartsy bitches happy in their superiority complexes.

Fanboys of any kind must be destroyed :)