Comments on: I Hate Apple Fanboys

By: Todd

Todd — Mon, 26 Jul 2010 14:33:17 +0000

Try to move a Mac Pro monitor more than 4 feet from the machine. Say, to put it under a desk. Wait! What? The God damned cord on the monitor is only 4 feet long? And there are no extension cables available in the known universe or on the vastly larger internet to change that?

That’s OK because we want to make sure our monitors and over-priced, under performing Mac Pros look pretty on the desks in our Art Department. You know, the department where pretentious little girls and gay boys swoon all over their cute silver machines while pretending they work for a fashion magazine. Never mind they’re literally designing labels for rags, tape and industrial drop cloths. A girl can dream can’t she? Made all the easier by a lit up apple on the back of a monitor. That’s where the extra $500 went for that damned 27″ display: the LED for the fucking apple. Why didn’t I realize this sooner. Good thing we dropped over 6 grand a workstation. God for fucking bid that they don’t have a little bright apple to light up the day.

Now time to recreate the users account on the domain AGAIN in Snow Leopard so Entourage will work. Hmmm, looks like the god forsaken, piece of shit keychain is corrupted AGAIN. Well that’s OK, I’ll just invoke some of that solid Apple security and remove the users domain policy requirement to change her network password every 60 days, violating HIPPA, since Apple can’t seem to keep the fucking passwords in sync using this marvelous keychain bullshit. Look around – NO known resolution to this recurring shit except – guess what – recreate the damn user account. Apple support (oxy moron by morons) can’t do a damn thing about it.

But we’re all good because these silver boxes look great and they keep snobby ass, artsy fartsy bitches happy in their superiority complexes.

By: Carlton Banks

Carlton Banks — Mon, 26 Jul 2010 02:12:24 +0000

Really… Apparently the apple folks have got your number, and at the end of the day that is all that really matters. Honestly though I have never really understood the whole OS debat thing. It’s right up there with the rednecks watching Nascar and arguing over whether a Chevy or Ford will win the race, so whats that say about someone who has gone the length of making a website to argue the vary topic?

By: macbasher

macbasher — Mon, 26 Jul 2010 01:27:49 +0000

Above comment is so funny because its so very true.

By: Jim

Jim — Tue, 01 Jun 2010 02:03:56 +0000

Think different. It’s such an ironic slogan.

By: not-fanboy

not-fanboy — Fri, 16 Apr 2010 17:18:17 +0000

Agree, why pay more than double for a Mac than a PC? It feels just stupid.

By: koew

koew — Thu, 15 Apr 2010 14:33:38 +0000

That may be the right attitude, yonose, if you include the exception of koew-fanboys. Without you guys, I’d still be talking to myself. And let’s face it: if you’re reading this, you’re already a fanboy. I love you.

By: yonose

yonose — Thu, 15 Apr 2010 09:02:09 +0000

Totally agree with Thomas.

Fanboys of any kind must be destroyed :)

By: Thomas

Thomas — Thu, 04 Feb 2010 23:49:33 +0000

I own a Mac, but that’s about it. I am no fanboy, and I too hate them. Though there are just about as many Windows fanboys as there are Mac fanboys. Not to mention Linux. I prefer Linux over anything, but listening to 15-years old who just discovered Ubuntu is quite the pain in the ass. “Linux rulz and Windows sucks!!! I have turned on desktop effects and my desktop is a 3-D cube, can your Windows do that??”

And the other way around. “Linux is too hard and you can’t do shit on it. OMG you can’t even play games on Linux.” Wow. Just had a flashback of reading arguments like that on forums. And YouTube.

So like I said, I can’t stand fanboys of any kind. But generally I would just like people to shut up and use their computer the way they like.

Just my opinion.

By: PUK

PUK — Tue, 02 Feb 2010 16:19:20 +0000

Apple and Macs are gay. Plain and simple. Fanboys are soooo irritating. And WTFs with the Apple iPad? What a closed and crippled POS that is!

Applehater#2573423

By: applehatter256

applehatter256 — Tue, 15 Dec 2009 21:20:39 +0000

All be quick and to the point. MAC SUCKS. I am so tired of those stupid bull commercials about how macs are so this lie and this lie and how were all awesome. psh. Macs cant do crack right. They dont work. Guess what? out of the 18 computers i have, the two that are macs DONT WORK! the rest, which are not apple based, WORK LIKE THEY SHOULD!! If you want a good computer, build one. Get parts from people you know well, you can often get them cheaper. Use Linux. Its free and has more power and flexibility than most OSs(including all versions of Macintosh you stupid mac zombers). If your good, you can get a nice and fast computer, with all the software you could want, and for a small fraction of one of those underpowered macs. I am forced to use those things at school, and they are slow and have serious application problems. Ok il just save this…. DOH! this application quit unexpectedly. Apple says up yours. Screw you mac. You cheap and sorry excuses for computers are NOT trendy, they are NOT useful, and they ARE NOT COOL! All of them! from those crappy iSnobs to those crappier Macs, you all suck bawls. Apple sucks, but it acts like its better than you.
I hate Mac. We all do, plain and simple.

–Applehatter#256