Posted on June 6th, 2008 - 10:33 am - 57 comments
I don’t really know who created this, as I found it by accident. I think it’s also featured on Digg, but enough of that. This strip is the best Garfield comic strip I’ve ever read, and I’ve read alot of them.
I hate the original Garfield comics so much that if hate could transform into energy, I would’ve been a Super Saiyan by now. Anyways, enough chit-chat:

A part from that, there’s always the randomized ones which could turn out quite funny. Please take a screenshot and send it to me, if you get something worth posting. When it comes to Garfield, though, it usually ain’t.
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Sigg3:
Roffle! That is, in fact, the best Garfield strip I have seen! For once, you’re right.
#1: June 6th, 2008 - 11:28 am
Friskas:
lol.
#2: June 6th, 2008 - 3:05 pm
sjukheit:
Also, you have http://garfieldminusgarfield.net/archive
#3: June 7th, 2008 - 3:07 pm
koew:
Indeed we do have Garfield Minus Garfield and it’s sometimes really brilliant. I mean check out this strip! Jon turns into a real psycho mean machine.
#4: June 8th, 2008 - 6:00 pm
Aamo:
Made me lol irl.
#5: August 24th, 2008 - 5:47 pm
angelfacebambambam:
i did not know that jon is bad.i used to like garfield,but now,pffft.pathetic!!!!
#6: October 25th, 2008 - 1:17 pm
koew:
He’s always been a sick genius. The reason we’ve never seen it is because of Garfield’s lazy ass. At least he’ll be a sore lazy ass from now on.
#7: October 26th, 2008 - 12:26 am
Youca:
This is so fucking funny
#8: November 5th, 2008 - 3:28 pm
Hannah:
LOL– that is so hillarious!!
#9: November 5th, 2008 - 6:12 pm
Sigg3.net:
This one is not so good:
http://imagechan.com/img/4603/garfield/
#10: January 9th, 2009 - 12:51 pm
Matthew:
Dnag Jon lost his mind…..
#11: April 16th, 2009 - 12:15 am
koew:
He never had a mind in the first place. He talked to his pets.
#12: April 16th, 2009 - 11:32 pm
Garfieldrulez:
This comic sucks and disgraces Garfield, the guy who made this is a giant loser who lives with his mom and is a no-lifer, whoever thinks this is cool you guys are brainsick
#13: June 20th, 2009 - 12:40 pm
Laura:
I think its Kinda funny, although a little bit exaggerating. But still you gotta admit the original ones are much more hillarious..
#14: June 21st, 2009 - 8:00 pm
Fatty:
That is so pooo and bad
#15: December 2nd, 2009 - 10:10 am
Huh:
Actually, no… not really funny at all.
#16: December 8th, 2009 - 9:28 pm
katie:
that was freaky ,not funney!!!!! im 12 and wat the heck?! ur weird!!!! peoples!!!
#17: December 10th, 2009 - 8:35 pm
koew:
Dear katie; you are twelve? What on Earth are you doing on this part of the Internet, I may ask? Where’s your parents, and how come the Internet filter they should’ve installed hasn’t kicked in yet?
#18: December 11th, 2009 - 2:42 pm
rose:
oh man this made my day. fucking hallarious. u people rock!!
#19: January 2nd, 2010 - 10:37 am
John Brune:
That is the stupidest excuse for humor that I’ve seen in a long time. Why is Garfield not funny until you have its characters dropping f-bombs and referring to sodomizing an animal. That’s not humor and my 10 year old daughter just Googled Garfield for a school project on cartoons and found this before I could check it out first. Not funny at all. Grow up a little bit JACKASS!!!!!
#20: February 3rd, 2010 - 2:06 am
koew:
That’s what happens when you let your 10 year old daughter Google all by herself. I mean, what if she’d typed in something resembling goatse? Parents these days are too lazy when it comes to their kids’ Internet habits. Hey John, here’s a Garfield strip your daughter could use in her project.
#21: February 3rd, 2010 - 4:30 pm
John Brune:
Hey “Koew”,
My kids use the internet only when I’m in the room–I can’t vouch for your parenting skills. Usually there is nothing wrong with an internet search for Garfield comics so I didn’t think there was any harm in it. Then you came along and posted that crap and spoiled something else. What’s next–Charlie Brown with track marks? Why the hell should I explain myself to you? The link to the Garfield strip doesn’t work–just like your brain. What’s wrong with using your real name?
#22: February 4th, 2010 - 3:02 am
Thomas:
So John, you think the internet should be censored? You should google in China, they’re good at censoring google. But what about those of us who like to read comics such as this?
I don’t have any kids, and I’m sure you’re a good father. But I agree with koew, you shouldn’t let your daughter google by herself. Anything good rarely comes out of that. You can google just about anything, and end up with something dirty. Yelling at each individual for this is pointless and would take forever, and remember there are those of us who like this.
#23: February 5th, 2010 - 12:42 am
koew:
What John wants is for the Internet to be children-safe. It’s not and won’t ever be. It was never meant to be used by children (read: Internet history, usage by scientists), and there exists alot of products you can buy to make the Internet safe for children. They usually cost money, then again it’s business as usual.
When it comes to using my Internet handle: Why not? If you really want to find out who I am, you can always look me up through a domain name register service, right?
I guess you could say you’ve learned your lesson then, John? There’s nothing called a safe search on the Internet anymore. By the way, how did the school project go?
#24: February 5th, 2010 - 5:53 pm
kiwi:
i agree with john the internet might not be safe but if everybody tries it will be better
now koewlets all try our hardest dont u agree
now dont put this on again.
#25: May 7th, 2010 - 10:59 pm
koew:
I disagree, kiwi. The Internet should be open as it’s almost always has been. If you disagree with me, you should take it up with my bosses Mr. Goatse and Ms. Tubgirl. They’re never gonna give the Internet up, or let me down.
#26: May 9th, 2010 - 9:01 pm
something:
arent the long garfield comics like 7 screens and normal ones are 3 screens
normally jon wouldve stopped when he was looking at garfield and he wouldnt have talked back i mean i guess jon is used to sucking at dates i mean he has a cat that he doesnt like to live with
#27: May 26th, 2010 - 11:17 pm
Lily:
Fucking good ass,bich,love the sex stuff
#28: June 15th, 2010 - 1:52 pm
Bailee:
Any body whol likes this show is just a…a…a…A Sicko that lives with his parents that watches stuff like this porn… cussing….etc. Sooo i didnt mean to run over this i was looking at this shit with my daughter and now she is saying those words i am going to Report these hoping these wont show again!
#29: July 3rd, 2010 - 3:38 am
Thomas:
Bailee: What show are you talking about? The Garfield comic strip? And just who are you reporting “these” to, exactly? The internet boss?
:D
#30: July 3rd, 2010 - 2:33 pm
bob:
This is one of my fave GMG strips…Enjoy!
http://garfieldminusgarfield.net/post/53622324
#31: July 22nd, 2010 - 7:41 pm
bob:
Here’s an even better one!
http://garfieldminusgarfield.net/post/58992128
#32: July 22nd, 2010 - 7:45 pm
bob:
A rude one:
http://garfieldminusgarfield.net/post/234949167
#33: July 22nd, 2010 - 8:01 pm
Bella:
lol this is so fucking funny. lol im a girl and i always get my friends pussy!!!! im not jking
#34: September 22nd, 2010 - 1:27 am
genix:
um this is…………..SO *****IN HALIROUS FINALLY KID FRIENDLY GARFIELD CHARACTERS DROP THE F BOMBS AND SEX RELATED STUFF OMG TO FUNNY FINALLY THIS IS HOW JON REALLY IS AND ALWAYS WILL BE NOW I MUST FIND MORE OF THIS MUCH MORE
#35: September 27th, 2010 - 10:44 pm
genix:
and bella what do u mean u always get your friends pussy? do u mean u have sex with them? if so then u should be a hooker heck u might make some real cash if your hot if u want to see some hot HOT HOT!!!! go to youtube search the key of awesome moon girls and the key of awesome sexy cyborg and finally the key of awesome tron girl and no i’m not a pimp or a pimp named slick back or a perv the is mentaly ill with sex and is addicted to it and it looking for holes to ****
#36: September 27th, 2010 - 10:50 pm
genix:
and john the enternet has to many perv related and sex related stuff and u cant save your child or daughter from being tracked and raped or becoming a hooker
#37: September 27th, 2010 - 10:54 pm
koew:
I am almost speechless. Genix, you’re really escalating this discussion to a whole ‘nother level. Are you prepared for where this is going? To boldly go and so on…
#38: September 28th, 2010 - 4:54 pm
You:
You suck as well as this comic. Idiot.
#39: November 27th, 2010 - 2:44 pm
Sigg3:
You is that you?
#40: November 28th, 2010 - 12:04 am
LILLIE:
YOU GUYS ARE ALL FUCING IDIOTS AND I DO BELIVE THAT PARRENTS SHOULD LOCK THE INTERET TO PRENVET THIS…..PLUS WHAT KIND OF SICK PEVERT WOULD MAKE THIS
#41: December 7th, 2010 - 1:13 am
;]:
I think what we have to realize is that the internet is a place where anyone can do … anything!
Jon , I think that you should try maybe monitoring more of what your daughter sees on the internet , but dont fully blind her , because you do realize a kid at her school could show her this
Others: Dont hate on eachother! Everyone is entitled to their opinions
And mr:Koew (and the dude who made this) … I think its disturbing … but also genius
My fave garfield strips are the ones where
To be cont…
#42: December 9th, 2010 - 6:06 am
;]:
cont…
Jon talks back to Garfield , as if in a sort of rebuttal. And I found this to show just that , and I did laugh! But with the GMG strips … well Garfield has to be there to start a conflict , take him out and IDK WTF JON IS DOING
I also was quite shocked at what the person did. This , in my opinion , over excessively used the f-bomb. Almost as if that was what its main goal was , and I , again , dont know WTF JON IS DOING!?
In short its genious what youv done but it needs more work
#43: December 9th, 2010 - 6:13 am
A Big Nerd:
\:(
Ugh.
#44: December 21st, 2010 - 4:53 am
FAtima:
I love those type of comic strips man they are fabulous with bad but funny words
#45: January 5th, 2011 - 8:40 pm
GAGA:
It’s FAKE. Images being repeated and when Garfield offers that yellow tie, you can clearly see that this comic was edited using PAINT.
#46: February 16th, 2011 - 4:51 am
Sigg3:
@GAGA: It’s Jim Davis’ Garfield. Jim copies his own damn series USING PAINT. DOH!
#47: February 17th, 2011 - 12:13 pm
Sigg3:
Fucking Gaga go to hell you’re pissing me off!
You’re saying Garfield, THE REAL GARFIELD is 100% wild life photography? Suck my balls.
#48: February 17th, 2011 - 12:14 pm
Sigg3:
Jim Davis be working for fucking National Geographics, if it was up to GAGA.
#49: February 17th, 2011 - 12:14 pm
Boopnob:
I like garfields reaction to jon talking
#50: April 4th, 2011 - 6:11 pm
taylor gang:
this was really funny, i almost threw up . my mom is here still laughing and then she farted ! people r looking at us like wuddd thaaa fuhhhh ?! but were cool like that xP
#51: May 11th, 2011 - 7:17 pm
Darkinq Ganq:
This was so fucking funny, my friend showed me this and she didn’t even mean to find it but when she showed me it, I laughed my ass off!!!!!!!!! LOL!! Keep them coming! (P.S. John hasn’t been laid is 6 years?!?! figures)
#52: May 14th, 2011 - 3:25 am
Elizabeth:
Oh my god! Is this an actual publication? Please tell me it’s not.
#53: May 26th, 2011 - 9:44 pm
Alpha penguin:
LOL John starts swearing
#54: May 28th, 2011 - 2:27 pm
geminitwilight:
hahahaha i was looking for a comic strip for my social studies project and this pops up ahaha we have to change a comic strip to shakespear tlk… imagine this in shakespear…… hahaha omg i love this hahaha and wtf is with all these comments btw?
#55: May 31st, 2011 - 9:48 pm
hailstorm:
this is HORRIBLE why whold someone EVER make something like this i am discusted
#56: August 17th, 2011 - 9:04 am
chalz:
Calm down guys… it’s not real.
Here’s the real one: http://www.garfield.com/comics/vault.html?yr=2005&addr=050626
#57: October 1st, 2011 - 6:31 pm