Jesus is D-E-A-D, got it?

Man I’m tired of all the feel-bad-during-Easter-commercials on TV. I’m up to here with it. Or even higher up! If Jesus would’ve existed, he’d used his wannabe-Jedi powers to stop me posting this post. See? No Jesus. The bloke’s dead, allthough there are masses outside there who don’t believe me. As if it’s enough to just will him back alive by reading a mass-edited book that tells a story about a carpenter, a donkey and a hooker. Am I the only one reading between the lines here?

Well, at least we all get some days off from work, and believe you me, I don’t need ‘em. What did I do the last two days at work, except surfin’ the web, playing flash games and posting at some forums? One thing: Drink coffee. If that’s work I think I’ll have to ask for a raise, because man, I’m tired. But that may be from the fact that I went late to bed. But that doesn’t matter when it comes to money, eh? I’ll say I’m burned empty - no spirit left to live and blah blah blah give me more money.

Just got a call from some Russian dude asking for Vaneshjia or Vanezhi-a or some girl who ain’t here. Damn he didn’t let me say that he’d called the wrong number, so he just attacked me with alot of foreign sentences which didn’t make sense to me. And when I tried my purr-fectly English, saying “you’ve called the wrong number”, he said something in Spanish or whatever and then I just hung up. Man I guess it’s these modern days spammers, eh? Going through all the telephone books, calling in different languages and asking all kinds of silly stuff.

This ain’t actually why I’m writing this post at all. Though I felt like complaining about Jesus and the TV-commercials. Why can’t we just make a big chocolate statue out of ‘im and see if it survives being exposed to the Sun for a couple of days?

In other interesting news: My brother Sigg3 has his 23rd birthday today. Grats bro and here’s your ONLINE GIFT: DH4-TRAILER! I’d recommend everyone to make a comment on YouTube, saying something about Kevin Smith and his flying cars. Only fans will know what the hell that means, but it’s a blast!