Research Proves Grass is Green

I might not be a scientist, or even a scholar. Not a professor either, by far. But this is my research and I hereby challenge anyone to prove it wrong: Grass is green. How did I discover this?

Well, it wasn’t easy, and I had to sacrifice precious minutes away from staring at naked ladies and use Google Maps’ sattelite view. Here’s my scientific data, which proves my statement:

Phoenix Park, Dublin, Ireland

Central Park, New York, USA

Anywhere in Canda

This is ludicrus, koew!

You got that right, but what the hell! If some scientists can prove that cows point north (when they’re busy grazing), through hours and hours on Google Earth, then by all means so can I.

I wonder what other scientific statements you can get by using Google Earth/Maps…