The Sexth Element – SFW Pictures

The Obama-dude winning an election is a great achievement, but I’ve stumbled upon something that’ll change history forever: The Sexth Element (Yes, you read it!). The post is SFW.

The Sexth Element is a porno-spoof of Luc Besson’s The Fifth Element. Quoting the description/plot:

The year 2230. The planet is in danger and only the hot, body of Leelo (Aletta Alien) can save it from destruction: she is the “SEXth Element”. DPs, blowjobs, ass and pussy penetrations in a sci-fi spectacular featuring an extra scene with Black Angelika.

In addition to all of the above, they even included a parody on Aziz (LIGHT!):

and then they used the same aliens (Mondoshawans, to be precise) as in Fifth!

Fade to black, then start alarm-bell and here we go, our own hero Korben Houston (not Dallas, so we’d not mix the actor with Bruce Willis):

Talk about making copyright infringements or what?

Korben H. checking out Leelo after she’d fallen through his hover-Taxi’s roof. Big bara-boom!

And then there’s the visit at the priest. Damn, they’ve really blown the FX-budget on this one, I tell ya.

And last in this SFW post, here’s a close-up of Zorg. I bet he’d beat the crap out of Gary Oldman.

Remember, there are plenty more pictures – moving pictures – in the movie. This is epic shit. Really!