Maddox Speaks Again!

I was reader number 408 last time he posted (not the April Fools-joke) an article, now I’m 716! Whatever. Our harder-than-rock lumberjack pirate Maddox have spoken again!
His newest “achievement” is called “9 things I learned about the world according to anonymous stock photo models.” and here’s an excerpt:

“Finally,” I thought to myself, “a site that sells chubby black women.” Unfortuantely, after hours of searching there were no black women to be found; only DSL and local phone service. Here are some other photos I found on corporate websites, and what I learned about the world based the images (…)

Read the full text here!

What can we say? He’s always right, even when he’s not! (He’ll kill you with his Lazer-beam Eyes if he finds out you’ve been trying to prove you wrong.) Now the world is at peace again.