Pirates 2 – Simply Awesome!

You might know about the pornographic take on Pirates of the Carribbean. On the other hand, you might not know there’s a sequel: Pirates 2: Stagnettis Revenge. And – how should I say this? – it’s awesome.

Apart from being a sequel to a great, world-class porno, it’s just awesome. For example, here’s a excerpt of dialogue:

Captain: Captain’s log. Sea date Sept 20th, this year of our Lord, 1763.
Captain: Hold on a moment, Oxford. I look damn dashing, don’t I?
Oxford: You look like a man who has just crossed sword with the brutish Devil himself, and pierced his icy heart with the burning blades of your Godly virtue.
Captain: I love your phrasing, Oxford.
Oxford: Ah. Your heroics inspire my words, my captain.
Captain: But lets continue…

Notice how awesome that was? There’s even more to that dialogue, but I didn’t want to spoil it all for you!

And then there’s the improved effects, making the movie reach class-B movie effects:

And a close-up:

What’s there to say about Pirates 2: Stagnetti’s Revenge? The dialogue is creative, the music is playful (you gotta hear it) and the effects are amazing. This move gets a rating of Awesome.