Binärpilot – Cyborg T-Rex

Sometimes I troll the Binärpilot Forum from time to time. So, we were loosely discussing the theme cover art for the upcoming Nordland album, and I had one idea:

A Cyborg T-Rex. Rockets of Awesome, Lasers of Doom and that shit. Then when I couldn’t log in for a while it turned out my nickname was actually changed to CYBORG T-REX.

Taking advantage of that, I wrote these lyrics:

Eating people
stomping babies,
Rockets of Awesome
Lasers of Doom,
I bask in humanity’s gloom
CYBORG T-REX ON THE PROWL
RUN AWAY, PETTY HUMANS, RUN AWAY NOW!

Facepalmed girl
you do not know,
the pain you will receive
forces you to perceive,
that you should not mock
the CYBORG T-REX!
*chomp chomp chomp*

And taking it further, it resulted in this song:

Binärpilot – Cyborg T-Rex (mp3, 2mb)

I’m cyborg t-rex I get all the chicks
I can do hard hitting kicks my legs are strong like bricks
and even though I stomp all of their babies
ladies still wanna drive my mercedes foaming like they had rabies

you should know not fuck with me
evolutionary process ain’t got nothing on me, b
I’m still alive straight up crumpin the beat
prehistoric hustla from jurassic street

I’ll point lasers all up in yo grill
punk bitch recognize I keep it drill
so stop draining all my peeps for oil
shits bad enough to make my cold blood boil (boilin!)

mc cheese back to let you know
cyborg t-rex hardcore hustla fo sho
keep you head low don’t get caught in his stride
watch where you go he’ll put steel teeth in your side

making mommas cry since 2009
bastard child of the science of crime
a robot dinosaur mighty strong with the rhyme
the sight alone will most likely blow your mind

I call it awesome times awesome.