Street Fighter IV makes you a MAN!

The results are in! Finally we have the proof we’ve been waiting for. What really makes a man a MAN? The survey done by New York Times is complete, and here’s the gold:

Street Fighter IV makes a man, a MAN

Look at his eyes. They are sooo manly!

By playing the old skool 2D-3D fighter game for over 1 hour a day, you will:

• grow macho facial hair
• strengthen your bi- and triceps
• naturally enlarge your Jr.
• feel like eating beavers in the forest
• make babies cry by staring at them, silently

The Manliest Graph Ever

Street Fighter IV is just so manly that this graph made itself:

SFIV more manly than LUMBERING WOOD!

I just read this story about two friends that lived in a quiet town, who played it for ten hours straight, then became so manly that they had to battle each other in real life.

The town’s population was reduced to them two – the last survivors…True story!

Warning: contains pure man essence

In a secret Irish brewery, the MAN essence is distilled (illustration above).

The Japanese secret was to combine the essence from all the manliest men in the world (including yours truly, of course), then smearing it on all the SFIV discs before shipping worldwide. Those japanese crazy bastards!

Even you became more manly by reading this post! Think about that.