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Panda Bears Sucks Retarded Monkey Balls
Posted on April 29th, 2009 - 7:04 pm - 11 comments
If there’s one animal we don’t need, it’s panda bears. What do they do, actually? This post is all about why they suck. Here’s all the proof you’ll ever need:
Pandas Caused WWII
Some say a man led the Nazis to invade Poland. I say a panda bear did. And it most certainly was a panda, as a man would never do anything as cruel like killing millions of jews. Or raise the taxes on German beer.
Pandas Blows Old Men
As the picture above shows, panda bears are sluts by nature. When they’re not eating bamboo or sitting on their asses, or doing both at the same time, they’re giving old men blowjobs.
The picture was taken by a nine year old girl, in a zoo in Germany. Seriously, what’s wrong with pandas? (And old men?)
Pandas are ugly motherfuckers
If – for some incredible and insane reason – panda bears could be turned into humans, they would look like the picture above. Including being inside a box.
Apart from the proof above, they’re lazy, sleazy and gamble away all their income on booze and cheap women. I wish they’d get brain cancer then die.
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sjukheit:
Also, pandas are not technicly life forms since they lack the ability and will to reproduce. They are, at best, minerals.
#1: April 30th, 2009 - 1:03 am
Sigg3:
mod parent up. Pandas are minerals!
#2: April 30th, 2009 - 11:24 am
koew:
And as we all know, minerals exist only to be harvested. For instance, if you want gold, you dig for gold. If you want diamonds, you enslave a whole African village to find ‘em shiny stones. If you want to have fun, you find new and hilarious ways to kill panda bears.
#3: May 1st, 2009 - 4:05 pm
Thomas:
“they’re lazy, sleazy and gamble away all their income on booze and cheap women.”
…kinda reminds me of you, koew;) Haha!
#4: January 28th, 2010 - 8:57 pm
koew:
It probably does, Thomas. But on the other hand, my women are never cheap! Mmmmm, women.
#5: January 28th, 2010 - 9:14 pm
Thomas:
Hahah! Well, lazy, sleazy, spending money on boozee…that’s 3/4. Not saying it’s a negative thing though. I think pandas are awesome! ;)
#6: January 28th, 2010 - 10:27 pm
alexis:
SEXY BITCH (: (L) id taap thaat ;)
#7: October 25th, 2010 - 2:41 pm
Olivia:
today i saw that picture and i almost bursted my laughter box that is how funny that picture is
#8: November 27th, 2010 - 9:47 am
Reemaya:
U GUYS ARE SO WRONG ABOUT PANDAS! I LUV THEM THEY ARE SWET ADORABLE AND WE SHOULD BE TRYING TO SAVE THEM INSTEAD OF MAKING WEBSITES LIKE THIS!
#9: January 28th, 2011 - 10:35 pm
shabukin:
you are all twats pandas are the best animals in the world
#10: March 9th, 2011 - 9:53 pm
koew:
No, you’re the twat. If it’s the best animal in the world, why won’t it reproduce or solve the global warming crisis? It won’t fetch, it won’t get my paper in the morning. It’s just a slob of furry, bad-tasting meat. Oh, and it’s wild as hell.
#11: March 10th, 2011 - 10:54 am