Looks Like Michael Jackson Just Beat It

Posted on June 26th, 2009 - 12:35 pm - one comment

In what looked like a Bad Thriller, Michael Joseph Jackson was sent like a Smooth Criminal, to some hospital to die…

Michael Jackson talking to family members

Michael Jackson talking to family members

Attention-hungry celebrities gathered outside the hospital, for instance

  • His brother:
    Brother of Michael Jackson
    “May his corpse heal the world…”
  • His best friend:
    Sweet Lord Jesus!
    “No comment. I’m eating, lol.”
  • The President:
    President Pope W. Bush
    “Such a terrific taste for young boys. He’ll be missed by the orphanages…”

WHAT?! Too soon?! Seriously, he’s had it coming for years now…

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One comment to “Looks Like Michael Jackson Just Beat It”

  1. Yep. Too soon.
    You’re shitting yourself.

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