Looks Like Michael Jackson Just Beat It

In what looked like a Bad Thriller, Michael Joseph Jackson was sent like a Smooth Criminal, to some hospital to die…

Michael Jackson talking to family members

Attention-hungry celebrities gathered outside the hospital, for instance

• His brother:
  
  “May his corpse heal the world…”
• His best friend:
  
  “No comment. I’m eating, lol.”
• The President:
  
  “Such a terrific taste for young boys. He’ll be missed by the orphanages…”

WHAT?! Too soon?! Seriously, he’s had it coming for years now…