Published February 13th, 2007. Last updated June 30th, 2008.
Everything about koew.net (title, the posts, statements, etc…), the person behind it (me), how to contact me and more is contained within this page and its sub-pages. If there’s anything you can’t find or want to ask me about, don’t hesitate to make contact.
Created on February 28th, 2006, koew.net have ever since been my Internet Residence, where I rant ‘n ramble about stuff; annoyances and semi-serious fiction, or just plain midget-sized portions of reality. Disclaimer: When I write I do so with a fictious, satirical intention. If you (the visitor) get offended, please contact me through the contact page or make a comment on the post that offends you. I might laugh.
Why not? I mean, all the weblogs out there in the wild Internet Jungle are always about emo kids getting banged up by aliens or something. It’s time someone openly discussed really serious issues, such as why it’s awesome to kill leopard seals. My weblog is naturally enlarged by my ego, other peoples blogs are just bloated and fake.
As noted before, this is my personal weblog, meaning the posts are about things I’d like to discuss. I often write posts with satirical content, or other humourus genres, without notifying the visitors. The reason is that it defines the tone of my blog, which is meant to be humouristic and entertaining. Sometimes I also provoke hard responses from visitors, as they might not understand that I’m not 100% serious all the time.
After all, the Internetz is serious business. No one can argue that. Except from Rick Astley, but I gave him up.
I could write something about myself, but I’ve learned to be more and more withdrawn when it comes to publishing personal information on the web. Still, if you’d want to, you could find a couple of interesting pieces about me. But only if you’d search for ‘em yourself.
The person nicknamed koew is a lumberjack ninja. A real hardcore and tough lumberjack ninja which eats baby seal’s eyes for breakfast and any kind of slaughtered animal for dinner. If there’s one thing which makes him hardcore, it’s his masculine eyebrows. It’s been said that they can kill fifty men without moving at all.
He’s currently located in Norway, because he thought he’d get to fight vikings all day, and kill cute animals by night. Though that ain’t what it’s like in Norway today, a lot of cute cudly animals gets killed there every night. And the government does nothing about it, because the government is a guy with a shotgun and a box of shells.
This is a question I can’t get enough of, as people often gets puzzled about my choice of internet handle. The story goes like this:
When I was going to play Diablo 2 online, during junior high school, I was going to be a hell bovine-killing barbarian. For the uninitiated there’s a place in Diablo 2 called the Cow Level, and I’d suggest you read Wikipedia’s article about it. So, I wanted to create a barbarian. But it (or he) had to have a name, or else I couldn’t complete the creation of the character.
The nickname I used at that time was actually Hamfast, which I later on discovered was a relative to Samwise Gamgee from the LOTR-series. That name was already taken, and I sat there trying different combinations with numbers and such. I gave up on that nickname, and figured out that I wanted the barbarian to be named something about either killing cows or just cows (like belgian blue).
I tried “CowKiller” and a lot of other things. Meanwhile, a friend of mine was already online (at BNet), waiting for me to complete the creation. So I found it most hilarious by calling him, the barbarian, cow. The try-and-fail process went like this:
cow (taken) -> kow (taken) -> cöw (not allowed) -> köw (not allowed) -> koew (allowed!)
After that I simply found it a good and solid nickname., and used it everywhere else. It wasn’t particulary used and didn’t have any cool sound to it, meaning it wouldn’t be other people naming themselves that.
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