Archive for January, 2008

I Knoweth Where The Midgets Have Goeth!

As an answer to my great poem “Where Did All The Midgets Go?“, I did not have to look far - or downwards for that matter - at all! The answer hit my face when I was reading some news the other day and The Sun wrote an article about it. The answer is simple, [...]

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Age of Conan release delayed

It is like this: Blizzard is releasing Wrath of the Lich King somewhere near March/April (I believe), and it would not, I repeat, would not be a good idea to try and release another MMO around then. You’d be better off releasing it before, or even better a month or two after. When the 24/7-players [...]

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Shit in your pants and die…laughing.

Ahh man, this made my non-drinking evening so much better:
TMZ has obtained a copy of a complaint against Dr. Phil which was lodged with the California Board of Psychology, alleging the TV doc was illegally practicing without a license when he paid a visit to one Britney Spears.
We’ve learned the person who filed the complaint [...]

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January 2008 Shopping (a list)

As I’m a genious - correction: rich genious - I’ve earned a couple of bucks thanks to the hordes of christmas cards sent in December 2007. Yes, I’ve been working at the mail center here in Oslo, and yesterday I got paid. Not only did I enjoy the 3D-tits that Andy Warhol’s Frankenstein 3D wielded [...]

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Where is MY Flying Car FFS?!

The year is 2008. The year is now. It’s been ages and more since they - the inventors and creative dreamers who’re now long forgotten - started drawing sketches, drafts and especially thought that the working man would get one in the near future. Let me tell you something:
The ‘near future’ is already past! We’re [...]

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