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		<title>What I Dislike About Me</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 04 Mar 2010 00:27:19 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>koew</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[When I&#8217;m in the middle of dreaming of threesomes with Golden Bikini Leia and whatnot, Haltemien calls me on the phone. Last time he did, he said he really disliked me being so awesome at StarCraft. What do I dislike about me? Short answer:
Nothing, because I&#8217;m just too damn awesome.
Here&#8217;s some thoughts about me, by [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Time To Hug Whales</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 26 Feb 2010 10:14:50 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>koew</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Thoughts]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Between the Olympic Games in Vancouver and eating tons of bacon, there&#8217;s one news item I can&#8217;t shake off as easily. It&#8217;s them damn killer whales again.
Turns out that on Wednesday 24th, a whale trainer at SeaWorld was murdered by one of their killer whales.
Now, allow me to delve into the meaning of this. It&#8217;s [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Why I Love On-Location Filming</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 19 Feb 2010 18:37:08 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>koew</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Today we all can see those damn pixels when it comes to green screen visuals in movies/series. Or can we? I gotta admit I had a hard time spotting ze pixels in this video:
Stargate Studios Virtual Backlot Reel 2009

This is also the reason why I love HBO who does alot of on-location filming (Sopranos, The [...]]]></description>
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		<title>FF7 Prelude + NASA (feat Tom Waits)</title>
		<link>http://koew.net/1247</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 01 Feb 2010 16:32:30 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>koew</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Music]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Ever thought to yourself &#8220;Man, I wish this &#60;game music&#62; would be awesome combined with &#60;awesome artist&#62;.&#8221;? I haven&#8217;t, but I bet alot of people has. Check out this:
Teamteamwork: FF7 Prelude + NASA &#8211; Spacious Thoughts (feat Tom Waits)
Kool Keith + Tom Waits &#8211; Spacious Thoughts (The Prelude) by Team Teamwork
Not sure how to react [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Apple Unveils iWank</title>
		<link>http://koew.net/1241</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 27 Jan 2010 19:44:41 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>koew</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[After months of speculation, the Apple Zealots (aka fanboys) can finally release their sexual tensions. The Apple iWank was finally unveiled:

&#8220;Jerking off will never be the same again!&#8221; &#8211; Steve Jobs, Jan 27th 2010
Apple iWank Features

No physical keyboard: Don&#8217;t worry about losing pubes between buttons &#8211; there&#8217;s no buttons!
Climax Rumble &#169; Apple: Smart design recognize [...]]]></description>
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		<title>To Those Who Stole My Ipod</title>
		<link>http://koew.net/1236</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 11 Jan 2010 15:21:03 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>koew</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[When I was out drinking last Saturday, two people (I assume it was them) stole my iPod (Classic 120GB). Here&#8217;s a personal message to you guys:
Enjoy my excellent taste (and awesome Waits Bootlegs-collection) of music, and go fuck yourselves, fucktards!
Well, I couldn&#8217;t be arsed then, and I won&#8217;t bother with it anymore. Fucking dimwits.
Thanks A [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Great Quotes from Sleep Talkin&#8217; Man</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 09 Jan 2010 02:36:03 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>koew</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[When I sleep, I snore. Especially if I&#8217;ve been drinking. That&#8217;s a fact, but you can&#8217;t take it to the bank. But I don&#8217;t sleep talk. Check these out:
&#8220;I can&#8217;t control the kittens. Too many whiskers! Too many whiskers!&#8221;
&#8220;Don&#8217;t leave the duck there. It&#8217;s totally irresponsible. Put it on the swing, it&#8217;ll have much more [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Signed Wondermark Print in a Frame</title>
		<link>http://koew.net/1228</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 06 Jan 2010 19:21:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>koew</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[As I&#8217;ve been busy getting drunk, celebrating New Year, working and playing League of Legends, I haven&#8217;t had the time to write. Here&#8217;s my signed Wondermark print, framed:
 
The frame cost was more than three times of the print. If you&#8217;re wondering, it&#8217;s #511; In which a Flight is taken.
Happy new year, and shiz&#8230;
Last Call [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The 200 Greatest The Wire Quotes</title>
		<link>http://koew.net/1218</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 09 Dec 2009 11:16:34 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>koew</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[There&#8217;s so much awesome to say about HBO&#8217;s The Wire. Thankfully, there&#8217;s so much said in the tv-series. Here&#8217;s a couple of hundred quotes:
The First Hundred Quotes

The Other Hundred Quotes


Thanks to /Film for the videos. My language is now fucked all over again.
Why I Love On-Location FilmingGreat Quotes from Sleep Talkin&#8217; ManBest Bash Quote of [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Good Luck, High Five Team Borkis!</title>
		<link>http://koew.net/1214</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 07 Dec 2009 14:20:43 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>koew</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Gaming]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[league of legends]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[The next Pre-Season League of Legends tournament, the Clash of Legends, has begun! Norway got a team representing us angry vikings:
Name of the Team: Team Borkis
Language Spoken: Norwegian/English
Team Captain: Thomasleo
Team Speaker (must understand English): Samefisk
Team Member 1: BesQ
Team Member 2: Kazillamaster/Shadow0044
Team Member 3: Da Doom
Reserve Player 1(Optional): Kazillamaster/shadow0044
Clash of Legends information

Date: 06/12/09 to 18/12/09
Summoner Level: [...]]]></description>
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