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		<title>Apple Unveils iWank</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 27 Jan 2010 19:44:41 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[After months of speculation, the Apple Zealots (aka fanboys) can finally release their sexual tensions. The Apple iWank was finally unveiled:

&#8220;Jerking off will never be the same again!&#8221; &#8211; Steve Jobs, Jan 27th 2010
Apple iWank Features

No physical keyboard: Don&#8217;t worry about losing pubes between buttons &#8211; there&#8217;s no buttons!
Climax Rumble &#169; Apple: Smart design recognize [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Thanks A Bunch, Apple!</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 09 Sep 2009 21:09:13 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Thanks to Apple, we &#8211; the rest of humanity &#8211; will be forced to listen to designer music. In the streets. Everywhere.
I&#8217;m of course talking about the new Apple Ipod Nano with built-in speakers and a pedometer (sorry, I had to):

Source: Engadget
Imagine every fanboy getting one of these, then playing Norah Jones all over the [...]]]></description>
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