Limerick
My computer gave me quite of a shock
and I’m usually as tough as a rock,
My inbox says new messages - 704
I felt like running out the door,
I’ll set the DELETE-button on a lock
Haiku
A shocking monday;
Yes, I do watch television, as the title so boldly presumes. Sometimes I feel like sitting down and pour sulphuric acid on my eyelids and scrabble randomly on the wall with my own radioactive saliva, self-erecting snot and medieval lint that I find somewhere on my body - and call it family entertainment.
I fucking (pardon my french) hate Mondays - especially nowadays. I wish I could use an universal eraser and wipe the forsaken day off everyones calendar. Though there is some elements that helps out: Coffee first of all. I’ve already had two good cups of this intoxicating drink, and I’m going to need alot more [...]
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