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		<title>Circus Arnardo Beats Dogs</title>
		<link>http://koew.net/1310</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 27 Apr 2010 14:57:47 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>koew</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Yesterday I passed a poster that said &#8220;Circus Arnardo Beats Dogs&#8220;. This turns out to be true, but it raises an important question:

How do you punish your dog when he shits in your shoes?
It&#8217;s not like punishing a kid &#8211; I mean; a dog is still a dog, not a human being, alright? &#8211; that [...]]]></description>
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		<title>To Those Who Stole My Ipod</title>
		<link>http://koew.net/1236</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 11 Jan 2010 15:21:03 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>koew</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[When I was out drinking last Saturday, two people (I assume it was them) stole my iPod (Classic 120GB). Here&#8217;s a personal message to you guys:
Enjoy my excellent taste (and awesome Waits Bootlegs-collection) of music, and go fuck yourselves, fucktards!
Well, I couldn&#8217;t be arsed then, and I won&#8217;t bother with it anymore. Fucking dimwits.
Circus Arnardo [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Thanks A Bunch, Apple!</title>
		<link>http://koew.net/1103</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 09 Sep 2009 21:09:13 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>koew</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Thanks to Apple, we &#8211; the rest of humanity &#8211; will be forced to listen to designer music. In the streets. Everywhere.
I&#8217;m of course talking about the new Apple Ipod Nano with built-in speakers and a pedometer (sorry, I had to):

Source: Engadget
Imagine every fanboy getting one of these, then playing Norah Jones all over the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Links Worthy of Friday</title>
		<link>http://koew.net/1092</link>
		<comments>http://koew.net/1092#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 04 Sep 2009 13:17:26 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>koew</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Life]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[bash.org]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Thank God it&#8217;s Friday again, and by that I mean fucking hell yeah it&#8217;s grrreeeat! Here&#8217;s a selection of links to humor you:
Wikipedia vs. Predator
This page rocks. I just voted Predator in the Predator vs Alesford, Essex (UK) fight. He&#8217;d slaughter those innocent, dumb struck Englishmen.
Photoshop Phriday: Microsoft&#8217;s Emerging Markets!
If you haven&#8217;t read the news [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Dear Horizon Realty Group: Fuck You</title>
		<link>http://koew.net/1055</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 29 Jul 2009 09:54:26 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>koew</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Amanda Bonnen, a Chicago woman, is being sued by Horizon Realty Group &#8211; just for tweeting what&#8217;s on her mind. The first tweetsuit is a fact.
Her user account (abonnen) has been deactivated, but this is what she tweeted:
@JessB123 You should just come anyway. Who said sleeping in a moldy apartment was bad for you? Horizon [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Dear Norway Cup: Fuck You</title>
		<link>http://koew.net/1045</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 27 Jul 2009 21:45:10 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>koew</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Life]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[It&#8217;s Monday and that usually means the World is against you. Today I received my share at the pool&#8230;
Norway Cup is this huge football (read: soccer) event that happens every year in Oslo.
Thousands of sweaty, loud mouthed and waste-of-space kids invade the streets of Oslo. To annoy us, the innocent and pure civilians.
There were so [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Panda Bears Sucks Retarded Monkey Balls</title>
		<link>http://koew.net/882</link>
		<comments>http://koew.net/882#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 29 Apr 2009 18:04:48 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>koew</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[If there&#8217;s one animal we don&#8217;t need, it&#8217;s panda bears. What do they do, actually? This post is all about why they suck. Here&#8217;s all the proof you&#8217;ll ever need:
Pandas Caused WWII

Some say a man led the Nazis to invade Poland. I say a panda bear did. And it most certainly was a panda, as [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Dear Other Swimmers Letter</title>
		<link>http://koew.net/691</link>
		<comments>http://koew.net/691#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 30 Jan 2009 12:36:02 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>koew</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I don&#8217;t know no Richard, and he wouldn&#8217;t be dear to me anyways. I&#8217;ve felt this coming for days and weeks, and it&#8217;s time I showed some responsibility. Therefore:
Dear Other Swimmers&#8230;You Suck!

I like swimming. It feels good. Then there&#8217;s you other people who, like me, doesn&#8217;t have enough social life to fill the day so [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Speaking of Velociraptors</title>
		<link>http://koew.net/475</link>
		<comments>http://koew.net/475#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 09 Nov 2008 08:40:02 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>koew</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;m sitting here writing this at 03:06 on a Saturday night/Sunday morning. I&#8217;m just so bored with my human rights assignment at this moment, so I&#8217;ll write about how I can&#8217;t seem to focus clearly during lecture. Why? Velociraptors.
When speaking on the subject of genocide, I happened to look out of the window. I stared [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Research Proves Grass is Green</title>
		<link>http://koew.net/378</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 31 Aug 2008 21:53:15 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>koew</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I might not be a scientist, or even a scholar. Not a professor either, by far. But this is my research and I hereby challenge anyone to prove it wrong: Grass is green. How did I discover this?
Well, it wasn&#8217;t easy, and I had to sacrifice precious minutes away from staring at naked ladies and [...]]]></description>
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