Posts Tagged ‘RL sucks’

Dear Norway Cup: Fuck You

It’s Monday and that usually means the World is against you. Today I received my share at the pool…

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Panda Bears Sucks Retarded Monkey Balls

If there’s one animal we don’t need, it’s panda bears. What do they do, actually? This post is all about why they suck. Here’s all the proof you’ll ever need:

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Dear Other Swimmers Letter

I don’t know no Richard, and he wouldn’t be dear to me anyways. I’ve felt this coming for days and weeks, and it’s time I showed some responsibility. Therefore:

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Speaking of Velociraptors

I’m sitting here writing this at 03:06 on a Saturday night/Sunday morning. I’m just so bored with my human rights assignment at this moment, so I’ll write about how I can’t seem to focus clearly during lecture. Why? Velociraptors.

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Research Proves Grass is Green

I might not be a scientist, or even a scholar. Not a professor either, by far. But this is my research and I hereby challenge anyone to prove it wrong: Grass is green. How did I discover this?

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Media Kills Madeleine McCann

The police case have finally been shut down. If it wasn’t for all the media attention, who’d really care anyways? Come to think of it, the little girl might’ve been released by her “hostages” if the media’s lenses wasn’t so focused on her.

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