Hockey is a pussy ass sport. I don’t know why we even call it a sport, since it’s more like ice dancing with sticks. But we vikings are hard and tough, so we play it the way it’s meant to. Here’s Real Norwegian Hockey:
Between the Olympic Games in Vancouver and eating tons of bacon, there’s one news item I can’t shake off as easily. It’s them damn killer whales again.
If there’s something which fires up my internal engines, it’s people whining about murdering baby seals. One thing I really can dig, apart from an army of midgets invading Sweden, it’s murdering defenseless baby marine mammals. Especially the young’uns.
Defenseless? Goddamn they ain’t! If it’s one thing Ol’ Mother Nature’ve taught us all, is that all [...]
Think again, dimwit.
The Leopard Seal is one hell of a penguin-killer. And what have the penguins ever done to you? Exactly. Nothing, that’s what. And that’s also the reason we should kill seals. Oh, and they make great and warm clothing too.
As always, I’m right. Try to prove me wrong.
(Source: lifeinthefastlane.ca)
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