I’ve had it. It’s been bothering me for a time now; the spam mail. It just pours in like a tsunami on a beach in Thailand and it won’t stop. And it probably never will.
Besides that, I thought I’d like to actually answer these poor-in-grammatics written mass-mails. So here goes some one-liners:
Limerick
My computer gave me quite of a shock
and I’m usually as tough as a rock,
My inbox says new messages - 704
I felt like running out the door,
I’ll set the DELETE-button on a lock
Haiku
A shocking monday;
I fucking (pardon my french) hate Mondays - especially nowadays. I wish I could use an universal eraser and wipe the forsaken day off everyones calendar. Though there is some elements that helps out: Coffee first of all. I’ve already had two good cups of this intoxicating drink, and I’m going to need alot more [...]
This is just a stroke of genius! I mean not even I, the King of koew.net-island would’ve thought of this. Then you might say “ohh please get on with it and just show me already!”, which I reply “Patience, young padawans.”. If there is one thing I learned when I struggled towards the throne on [...]
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