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		<title>Zombie Girl at My Office!</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 02 Apr 2010 13:39:59 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Should be working, but right now I&#8217;m terrified. I&#8217;m alone at the office, it&#8217;s a large building with open landscape office, right? Suddenly I hear something which is not from the music I&#8217;m listening to. I take the headphones off and I hear someone &#8211; or something &#8211; running towards me. I can&#8217;t see anybody. [...]]]></description>
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		<title>TF2 Spy Video Leaked &#8211; Hilarity Ensues</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 22 May 2009 13:11:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Valve was infiltrated by a red spy (assuming Valve is the blue team) and the Spy-video was leaked. Somebody had to pay, but the question was &#8220;Who?&#8221;. Because it&#8217;s boring (or just hard) to read bottom up, I&#8217;ve pasted the crime scene investigation-posts in chronological order. And yes, this is just copy-paste, but still makes [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Stock Market Crisis (Was I Too Late?)</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 06 Oct 2008 06:12:16 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[New York City, September 29th 2008; the sun is shining down on Central Park, where, near the Harlem Meer, a boy is playing with a ball on the grass. He kicks it too hard and the lands on the pavement. He runs towards it, but stops as soon as he notices a man standing right [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Night of Many to Remember</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 11 Sep 2008 17:45:32 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Last Sunady night was a blast. Early in the day we had a scavenger hunt with people from the different classes; we went all over NYC, but in a rush so I didn&#8217;t get to do much sightseeing. After that we went right to a Holiday Inn hotel where the College had arranged a pool/bbq [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Boobastic Usability Testing</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 11 Jul 2008 12:12:50 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Last week I got invited by, believe it or not, Haltemien to participate in a usability testing for a renovated design on his workplace&#8217;s webpage. I didn&#8217;t know it then, but an exciting adventure was ahead of me. It started with&#8230; Morning small talk and coffee Monday morning greeted with splashy rain, a shower and [...]]]></description>
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		<title>City Kids Earning Money? GTFO!</title>
		<link>http://koew.net/163</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 11 Aug 2007 14:21:50 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>koew</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Yesterday I went over to mom&#8217;s place to fetch another package slip. This time it was the clothes I&#8217;d ordered from the n00bstore (PP) which I&#8217;d been waiting on during the last weeks. So I was walking up the street, right, and when I look up I see a kid further up the road selling [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Free CD-Medicine for Students? GTFO!</title>
		<link>http://koew.net/144</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 17 Jul 2007 21:42:17 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>koew</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[As I toughtlessly was watching the news on TV2 (a channel, not the next-gen buzzword TV), a story appeared which was about students in Norway that suffers from has to spend alot of their money on medicine. So this I can get, but what really eats me innards out is that AUF (youth version of [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Best Bash-Quote of the Week</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 27 Jun 2007 11:13:58 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[This just in from bash.org &#8211; one of the best sites to visit when you&#8217;re at work, bored and you can understand the challenging IRC-lingo which usually appears &#8211; the one quote that I&#8217;d like to entitle Quote of the Week! Without further bullshit, here it is: Now, I&#8217;m sure many of you have encountered [...]]]></description>
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		<title>I Do Watch Television</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 22 Jun 2007 08:29:20 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>koew</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Yes, I do watch television, as the title so boldly presumes. Sometimes I feel like sitting down and pour sulphuric acid on my eyelids and scrabble randomly on the wall with my own radioactive saliva, self-erecting snot and medieval lint that I find somewhere on my body &#8211; and call it family entertainment. But when [...]]]></description>
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		<title>One of My Biggest Dreams Ruined</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 15 Jun 2007 18:22:25 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>koew</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[As my brother have been talking about his dreams, or lucid dreaming, I&#8217;ll talk about a dream I once had. It ain&#8217;t one filled with sex as per usual, but it&#8217;ll rock your boat and get you wet, alright? (Though, maybe, not the good kind of wet) When I was a kid I had this [...]]]></description>
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