Posts Tagged ‘vikings’

Awesome Baby Seal Slaughtering

If there’s something which fires up my internal engines, it’s people whining about murdering baby seals. One thing I really can dig, apart from an army of midgets invading Sweden, it’s murdering defenseless baby marine mammals. Especially the young’uns.
Defenseless? Goddamn they ain’t! If it’s one thing Ol’ Mother Nature’ve taught us all, is that all [...]

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Think Norwegians Are Brutal, Preposterous Vikings?

Then you’re 110% correct. Welcome to Norway:

In Finnmark, Northern-Norway there’s alot of reindeer getting hit by cars every year. The locals got tired of it and wanted to give the drivers a warning (like “There’s moose nearby” and shit like that) that actually made the drivers think before driving carelessly. I got to say it [...]

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Refined MGS4-trailer and Chair Robot Mech

I do got tons of shit to write about. I mean, I do. Seriously! But since it’s so friggin’ hot at my flat, I’ve been writing things down on paper instead, since I can’t sit too long in front of the PC when I break a sweat. Why? I just can’t, ok? It’s not like [...]

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And Here Are The Test Results!

I’m getting really annoyed, as I bet almost 80% of Internet’s popullation is getting too, about those tests that’ll prove what kind of person you are and what people you get along with. It’s, as we can all say in different languages, a load of bullshit. I get utterly insulted everytime I actually tro do [...]

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Our Deity Hath Spoketh!

Finally one of the koew.net-Island’s deitys have spoken! Be aware and behold, a new article of Maddox the pirate: One thing PC users can do that Mac users can’t…

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Will hell freeze over?

No it won’t, since it’s about 1000° Celsius down there. But what about the southern part of Norway, that Norwegian media has decided to focus all of the nation’s attention on? Aww fuck ‘em I say. Not the realistic sexual way but in terms of what-do-we-care-about-way. I’ve lived in snow for over ten years of [...]

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